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Sodaku

Comedy Comic 7

Posted by Sodaku Dec. 4, 2008 @ 11:52 PM EST

Well, It's been 3 months since I last posted my 6th one. So here it is.

Dec.1
Teacher: Alright class, @4 more days till Christmas. I'm assigning a project until dec. 17. You must be with a partner.
Sodaku: AXe is my partner!!!!.
Teacher: alright
Axe: DAMN IT.
SSD:Well, I'm workin with Techno my little angel.
Kitty: I'm working with chaos.
Shred: Looks like it's me and you Fuliculi.
Fuliculi: alright
Sodaku: I heard there is a new student.
SSD: Yeah, me too
Shred: Think she'll be cute dude?
Sodaku: I don't know.
Chaos: Guys, there is more than life than girls.
Sodaku and Shred: TAKE THAT BACK!!!!!!!
Choas: alright geez.
Kitty: Alright, I'll see you at my house Chaos.
Chaos: Alright cya
Fuliculi: I gotta go to my class
Sodaku: see ya guys
Everyone else: see ya.
In math class
Mrs. Hotstuff: Alright class we have a new student. Her name is Lilium.
*Lilium walks in*
Shred and Sodaku: *pukes*
Sodaku: Oh my god *pukes even more
Shred: Gothic *pukes*
Mrs. Hotstuff: Now be nice. Tell us about urself.
Lilium: I like music. and emoiosh...
Sodaku: pukes* call and ambulance quick *pukes*
Mrs.Hotstuff: Alright, Lilium you sit in Sodaku's table
Sodaku: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *getin in oil and gets match and puts himself on fire and scream whille breaks a window and falling*
Shred: *does the same thing*
Lunch Time
Chaos: You dumbass you could've been killed.
Shred: That's right Sodaku.
Chaos: you too moron.
Shred damn it
Sodaku: I'm going t ogo flirt with Angiela heh
Shred: My ass
Sodaku: what was that?
Shred: nothing.
Axe: FUCK I CAN'T BELIEVE U DIDN'T DIE.
Kitty: Guys lilium looks nice Sodaku be nice to her.
Sodaku; You know what? How bout Igive her a driving test whil i'm puking in ym ferrari.
Axe: THATs a GREAT IDEA *grabs a camera*
Fuliculi: .............
Shred: I'll pass.
Kitty: Perfect now go do it.
Sodaku: CAn't I w8 till tommrow?
Kitty: Fine
2 weeks later
Kitty: *grabs shirt and punches me in the face*
Sodaku: *rubs face* Alright alright.
Sodaku: Bitch get inthe fucking car and drive.
Lilium: *turn on car* *starts driving*
Sodaku: *starts puking*
20 minutes later.
*hits a car*
Sodaku: Babay are you okay?
Lilium: Yeah
Sodaku: Not you my car.
! hr later
SOdaku: This is the last time I'm listening to u kitty.
Kitty: xP.
Axe: good thing I got that on camera its posted on youtube look *points at laptop* we got 1 million hits
Sodaku: Bastard.
CHaos: wow.

well to end this. Yo mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl. Good night everyone

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8 Comments

Dec. 5, 2008 | 12:25 AM ShadowChao96 says:

. . . . . . . (dots mean its the end of the world)

Dec. 5, 2008 | 12:30 AM Sodaku responds:

LIER


Dec. 5, 2008 | 5:52 PM C1ph3r says:

Hey there.

Dec. 5, 2008 | 9:19 PM Sodaku responds:

hey man lonmg time no see


Dec. 5, 2008 | 11:37 PM GSXPacker says:

I AM ZION

Dec. 6, 2008 | 3:07 AM Sodaku responds:

thats great to know


Dec. 7, 2008 | 5:51 PM Lilium1359 says:

you motherfucker....................

Dec. 7, 2008 | 6:50 PM Sodaku responds:

I know=D


Dec. 8, 2008 | 9:36 PM kornrox says:

STOP EEEETTT!

Dec. 8, 2008 | 10:05 PM Sodaku responds:

eat what?


Dec. 9, 2008 | 10:27 PM konuspix-4 says:

Yes very very careful.

Dec. 10, 2008 | 12:10 AM Sodaku responds:

Yeah I know lol

Updated: Dec. 10, 2008, 12:10 AM

Dec. 10, 2008 | 2:21 PM GSXPacker says:

If you kill lilium I'll kill you

Dec. 10, 2008 | 8:45 PM Sodaku responds:

I don't care


Dec. 11, 2008 | 2:37 PM GSXPacker says:

stay the hell away from MY NIECE. Listen I'll try and calm her down just hold back a little

Dec. 12, 2008 | 1:16 AM Sodaku responds:

LOL, u crazy? she using 75% i ain't holdin shit

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